62 chest hairs
They all have names
Barney and Leroy
Randolph and James
Phillip and Dennis
Bucky and Saul
Casper, Vincent, and Karl
62 chest hairs
Arnie and Stan
I counted them all
I know I’m a man
I’m incredibly macho
There’s a risk I could die
If I look myself
Straight in the eye
Hollywood wants me
The next James Dean
I shoulda been
A Marine
62 chest hairs
They all have names
Vernon and Jeffrey
Jackson and Shane
Willard and Warren
Kenneth and Payne
Sammy, Andrew, and Wayne
62 chest hairs
Thomas and Dan
I named them all
I know I’m a man
I’m very brave
But I drive so fast
That I scare myself
When I step on the gas
But the cops never stop me
They watch me fly by
They say,
“Hey – there goes that chest hair guy!”
62 chest hairs
They all have names
Simon and Orson
Fletcher and Lane
Rodney and Harry
Freddy and Juan
George, Paul, Ringo and John
62 chest hairs
Desmond and Van
I appreciate them all
I know I’m a man
I’m impressively virile
Check out these biceps and pecs
But with chest hairs like these
What would you expect?
We’ve known hundreds of ladies
We will not be tied down
My chest hair and me
We get around
62 chest hairs
They all have names
Bradford and Garth
Roberto and Harry
Chester and Gabe
Tad, Timmy, and Barry
Tony and Randy
Wendell and Claude
Roger and Sandy
Marty and Quentin
Constantine and Eddy
Cameron and Perry
I know I’m a man
I know I’m a man
I know I’m a man
