(MID-SUMMER RE-RELEASE!) A Somewhat Higher Risk Of A Minor Carcinoma (Yacht Rock Remix)

You’re not like the other girls

With your somewhat checkered past

But that doesn't mean

We can't make our summer last

You've got your daddy's credit cards

That vacant look in your eyes

It’s risky

To be your kind of guy

My skin's still flaking

From my sunburn in July

You were right to warn me

I was gonna fry

But no worries, because

A somewhat higher risk of a minor carcinoma

Is a small price to pay

If we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

I hope we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

I noticed you in June

Dancing down at the marina

You were trying to be graceful

But you ain’t no ballerina

My parents’ yacht club banned you

For smoking weed on the veranda

You got a job selling beach tags

But on your second day they canned ya

My skin's still flaking

From my sunburn in July

You were right to warn me

I was gonna fry

But no worries, because

A somewhat higher risk of a minor carcinoma

Is a small price to pay

If we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

I hope we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

[saxophone solo]

I try not to think about

That name you scream out in your sleep

Or that long list of enemies

You keep

I gave you the keys to my uncle's Corvette

And we have just a few more jetty sunsets left

Summer's winding down

But it's not quite over yet

My skin's still flaking

From my sunburn in July

You were right to warn me

I was gonna fry

But no worries, because

A somewhat higher risk of a minor carcinoma

Is a small price to pay

If we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

I hope we can stay together

At least through Labor Day

I will love you

At least through Labor Day