[MID-SUMMER RE-RELEASE!] Crumbs In Your Recliner

Crumbs in your recliner
You’re living in your head
You’re commenting on an article
You should be kissing me instead

Making comments about an article
You should be kissing me instead

They think you’re a genius
I’ve seen no evidence of that
You claim I shrunk your favorite shirt
But you’re just getting fat

You spent our anniversary
Working on your stupid book
Every week you forget
When it’s your night to cook

Crumbs in your recliner
You’re living in your head
You’re listening to some podcast
You should be kissing me instead

Another stupid podcast
You should be kissing me instead

You tracked mud across my kitchen floor
When you came in from the yard
You claim to be exhausted
But you don’t work that hard

Remember on our honeymoon
When you almost punched a cop?
And the dumb fight you started
In the Cracker Barrel gift shop?

Crumbs in your recliner
You’re living in your head
You’re scrolling on your phone
You should be kissing me instead

You’re scrolling on your phone
You should be kissing me instead

You power-washed just half the deck
And then took a “little nap”
You promised to finish up next week
But that’s just a load of crap

You drank too much on date night
And made me drive us home
Then you passed out on the sofa
And we both spent the night alone

Crumbs in your recliner
You’re living in your head
You’re revisiting your failures
You should be kissing me instead

You’re revisiting your failures
You should be kissing me instead

The tissues in your jeans
Messed up another load of wash
When I remind you to check your pockets
You complain I’m being harsh

You're so proud you took the garbage out
That you won't let me forget it
You're endless need for praise
Could ruin us if we let it

Crumbs in your recliner
You’re living in your head
You’re worrying about democracy
You should be kissing me instead

You’re worrying about democracy
You should be kissing me instead