Let’s sing hallelujah!
It’s the least we can do
He created me
And he created you
He created Adam
He created Eve
Those kids soon realized
He had more tricks up his sleeve
He created truth
He created lies
He created blushing
Because He’s kinda shy
He created original sin
Just to be a dick
He created pandemics
To make everybody sick
He created speed bumps
Designed to slow us down
He created death
So we don’t hang around
He created talent
So we could write this song
You're hearing it for the first time
He’s heard it all along
He created our engagement ring
And your Dad’s prosthetic knees
He created our microwave
And countless kinds of cheese
He created beauty
He created toast
He created New Jersey
The state He loves the most
He created fear
He created phlegm
We would not be human
If it wasn’t for Him and them
[organ solo]
He created woman
He created man
He summoned them by text
And sat them in His van
He said "drive it on the Garden State
Remember who I am
And if you get good mileage
I’ll give you my cool Trans Am”
Let’s sing hallelujah!
It’s the least we can do
He created me
And he created you
Let’s sing hallelujah!
It’s the least we can do
He created me
And he created you
Oh yeah!
He created me
And he created you!
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