Zip ‘Em Up and Send ‘Em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

We’re masked and casual

In flannel shirts and jeans

Watch us and see

What patriotism means

We’re heading to Home Depot

Where we’re gonna

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

Last week we grabbed Victor

He cut my family’s grass for years

I swear it was the gas

That caused my tears

Victor made us

Zip him up and send him

Zip him up and send him

Zip him up and send him far away

I hated to do it but we had to

Zip him up and send him

Zip him up and send him

Zip him up and send him far away

[guitar solo]

Now we’re heading to the melon field

Where we’re gonna

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

That’s what we do, we

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

We’re masked and casual

In flannel shirts and jeans

Watch us and see

What patriotism means

As we

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em

Zip ‘em up and send ‘em far away