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Tonic, Guilt, and Gin (v?)
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Tonic, Guilt, and Gin (v?)

This one’s a duet!
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Billy was the king and Cheryl the queen

Of the prom back in seventy-seven

The whole school saw it coming

Those kids were a match made in heaven

Cheryl had smarts and beauty

Made cheerleader in ninth grade

The other girls in town

Grew up in her shade

Billy was a football superstar

Scouted by Division Two

He blew out his knee

Before senior year was through

They married in a hurry

Cheryl had the twins

Billy drove a truck for Sears

And watched videos of his wins

The times and Cheryl changed

Billy caught her reading Ms.

He wouldn’t let her go to work

He said, “baby, that’s just the way it is”

But Cheryl got the message

From Steinem and Friedan

She told Bill about liberation

Said his breakfast could be damned

She declared her independence

She said, “I’m going back to school”

Then Billy confronted her

With a Craftsman garden tool

Cheryl wanted freedom

But Billy walled her in

And down in their finished basement

He paneled over his sin

Now in his recliner

Before the playoff games begin

He listens for a telltale heart

And mixes tonic, guilt, and gin

He listens for a telltale heart

And mixes tonic, guilt, and gin

Cheryl wanted freedom

But Billy walled her in

And down in their finished basement

He paneled over his sin

Now in his recliner

Before the playoff games begin

He listens for a telltale heart

And mixes tonic, guilt, and gin

He listens for a telltale heart

And mixes tonic, guilt, and gin

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