Until She Discovered Disco (Love Your Shiny Pants)

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance

She packed her neti pots in her Cybertruck

The downtown drive was a clusterfuck

She sideswiped a deer but passed the buck

The ponytail hippies were running amuck

They tossed good vibes so she had to duck

Until she discovered disco

Her life kinda sucked

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance

Kenny brought his fiancé

Then casually dismissed her

Sallie was here and gone

The bounty hunters missed her

The minister slipped his cuffs

Headed down to Zuma Beach

Sunday he’s in Burbank

Where he’s scheduled to preach

Jenny took the Ayahuasca

But it made her toss her lunch

She told us all about it

At the mayor’s champagne brunch

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance

Johnny’s got a roaming nose

It was spotted in Montana

While he was enjoying a mojito

In a Maui pool cabana

They canceled the clambake

On account of the debris

From the tanker that collided

With the Isle of Capri

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance

She packed her neti pots in her Cybertruck

The downtown drive was a clusterfuck

She sideswiped a deer but passed the buck

The ponytail hippies were running amuck

They tossed good vibes so she had to duck

Until she discovered disco

Her life kinda sucked

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance

Love love love love your shiny pants

Love love love love let’s take a chance

Love love love love get up and dance