Until We Discovered Polka

And a one

And a two

And a three

Let’s go!

Packed the neti pots in my Cybertruck

The downtown drive was a clusterfuck

The ponytail hippies were running amuck

They tossed good vibes so we had to duck

Lost our picks so we had to pluck

Until we discovered polka

Life just kinda sucked

Kenny brought his fiancé

But casually dismissed her

Sallie was here and gone

The bounty hunters missed her

The minister slipped his cuffs

Headed down to Zuma Beach

Sunday he’s in Burbank

Where he’s scheduled to preach

Jenny likes Ayahuasca

But it makes her toss her lunch

She told us all about it

At the mayor’s champagne brunch

Johnny’s got a roaming nose

That was spotted in Montana

While he was enjoying a mojito

In a Maui beach cabana

They canceled the clambake

On account of the debris

From the tanker that collided

With the Isle of Capri

And a one

And a two

And a three

Let’s go!

Packed the neti pots in my Cybertruck

The downtown drive was a clusterfuck

The ponytail hippies were running amuck

They tossed good vibes so we had to duck

Lost our picks so we had to pluck

Until we discovered polka

Life just kinda sucked