Harmonies!
Harmonies!
Here come amazing harmonies!
Ahhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh
We packed our neti pots in our Cybertruck
The downtown drive was a clusterfuck
We sideswiped a deer but passed the buck
The ponytail hippies were running amuck
They tossed good vibes so we had to duck
Until we discovered chorus
Our lives truly sucked
Kenny brought his fiancé
But casually dismissed her
Sallie was here and gone
The bounty hunters missed her
The minister slipped his cuffs
Headed down to Zuma Beach
Sunday he’s in Burbank
Where he’s scheduled to preach
Jenny took the Ayahuasca
But it made her toss her lunch
She told us all about it
At the mayor’s champagne brunch
This song has no instruments
And we sing right from our diaphragms
We showcase our wonderful harmonies
In concerts from Spokane to North Birmingham
Johnny’s got a roaming nose
It was spotted in Montana
While he was enjoying a mojito
In a Maui pool cabana
They canceled the clambake
On account of the debris
From the tanker that collided
With the Isle of Capri
Love love love love your shiny pants*
Love love love love let’s take a chance*
Love love love love get up and dance*
She packed her neti pots in her Cybertruck
The downtown drive was a clusterfuck
She sideswiped a deer but passed the buck
The ponytail hippies were running amuck
They tossed good vibes so she had to duck
Until we discovered chorus
Our lives mostly sucked
This song has no instruments
And we sing right from our diaphragms
We showcase our wonderful harmonies
In concerts from Spokane to North Birmingham
Harmonies!
Harmonies!
Those were amazing harmonies!
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhh
*These lines were accidentally included from an earlier version but intentionally not removed
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