A Somewhat Higher Risk of A Minor Carcinoma

You said you're not like the other girls

You have a somewhat checkered past

But that doesn't mean

We can't make our summer last

You've got your daddy's credit cards

And a vacant look in your eyes

It's probably kind of risky

To be your kind of guy

My skin's still flaking

From my sunburn in July

That day you were right to warn me

I was gonna fry

But no worries, because

A somewhat higher risk of a minor carcinoma

Is a small price to pay

If we can be together

At least through Labor Day

I try not to think about

The awful things you scream out in your sleep

Or that long list of enemies

You keep

I gave you the keys to my uncle's Corvette

And we have just a few more jetty sunsets left

Summer's winding down

But it's not over yet

You said you're not like the other gals

You have a somewhat checkered past

But that doesn't mean

We can't make our summer last

No, that doesn't mean

We can't make our summer last

My skin's still flaking

From that sunburn in July

You were right to warn me

I was gonna fry

But that's OK because

A somewhat higher risk of a minor carcinoma

Is a small price to pay

If we can be together

At least through Labor Day

I hope we can be together

At least through Labor Day